By Trump’s Dream Dialogue with Zelensky: Five Points on Ukraine’s Future
In a humorous, dream-inspired exchange, former U.S. President Donald Trump is said to have called Ukraine’s President, Volodymyr Zelensky. While the conversation might be more fantasy than fact, it certainly delivered some memorable points. Here’s how it reportedly went down in a style reminiscent of Trump’s larger-than-life persona:
Trump (in his signature confident tone):
“Alright, Zelensky, you know what I’m thinking? This whole war thing? It’s a mess. Total disaster. I’ve seen it, and let me tell you, Ukraine can’t keep going like this forever. You’ve gotta figure out how to end it—like yesterday. You know, negotiations… people love peace. You’ve got to push for it.”
Zelensky (in his dream, rubbing his eyes):
“Peace, huh? But how, Mr. Trump?”
Trump (with a smirk):
“First point—stop the bleeding. Literally. I mean, stop the fighting. If you don’t, you’re gonna lose it all. You can’t run on empty forever. Trust me, I know how to make deals. You’ve got to cut a deal, big time. Get the Russian guys at the table. Big leverage, right? They’ll respect that.”
Trump (growing more animated):
“Second—let’s talk about money. You’re gonna need it. I’m not saying the U.S. isn’t helping, but what are you doing, huh? I’ll tell you this—Ukrainians need jobs, Zelensky. Not just handouts. You need a boom economy, not just donations. Build up the economy, make it strong. You can’t rely on people like me forever.”
Zelensky (dreaming of his comedy career):
“You’re right… But where do I get the money?”
Trump (with a wink):
“Third—stop begging. It’s not a good look. You’ve gotta look strong, like you have the upper hand. When you ask for help, you want to seem like you’re in control, not desperate. I’ll help you, but you’ve gotta act like a winner.”
Trump (picking up his pace):
“Point four—what’s your next move? You’re sitting here, but what’s the plan? How are you going to lead your people? There’s a lot of talk, but no action. You need a roadmap for Ukraine. Something clear, something people can follow. The world is waiting.”
Zelensky (still half in the dream):
“I need a plan, I guess… You’re right.”
Trump (laughing a little):
“Finally, Zelensky, you’re not in the business of being a politician forever. You were a comedian, right? Why not go back to it? I’ll tell you, comedy’s an art. If you want to save Ukraine, you need to think outside the box. You think people want a president forever? Nope. They want someone who brings change. Maybe it’s time to think about it. Comedy’s in your blood, right?”
Zelensky (laughing in the dream):
“You know, I might just take that advice. Maybe I’ll get back to the stage… But what about the war, Mr. Trump?”
Trump (with a smirk):
“Well, I’m saying—get out of politics, find peace, and make Ukraine a winner. That’s what I’d do. Let’s see if you can make a deal that works. If not, I’ll give you my toll-free number—maybe I can help. But you gotta act fast.”
