By Diplomatic Drama: Leaks, Feuds, and Pettiness in Sri Lanka’s Foreign Service
The Sri Lankan Foreign Service, once a prestigious body of dedicated diplomats shaping the nation’s global image, has taken on a rather colourful new identity. Now, it seems less about diplomacy and more about leaking information, engaging in media mudslinging, and turning on each other in a grand spectacle of gossip and internal feuds
Once upon a time, the service was home to legendary diplomats like Dr. Vernon Mendis, Bernard Tilakaratna, and Wilhelm Woutersz—figures of grace and professionalism. Even in recent years, names like Jayantha Dhanapala, Prasad Kariyawasam, and Dr. Chris Nonis stood out as committed professionals. But today? Let’s just say the atmosphere is more like a reality show than a government service.
The Gossip Mill Runs on High Gear
Promotions? Apparently, it’s not just seniority that counts but also how well you outmaneuver your colleagues. There’s a growing trend of petitions flying left and right, with some officers allegedly writing letters to undermine others and secure cushier postings.
The ultimate diplomatic dream? A post in a Western capital. But an assignment in Africa, Latin America, or the Maldives? Suddenly, it’s as if they’ve been sentenced to exile.
And then, of course, there are the petition experts—individuals allegedly so dedicated to filing grievances against others that they’ve practically turned it into an art form.
Office romance? Some officers reportedly spend more time navigating love triangles than international relations.
Mental health issues have also surfaced, with some spouses allegedly facing abuse, divorces happening, and in extreme cases, tragic incidents reported.
A Service Divided
The infighting within the Foreign Service seems to be at an all-time high, with factions forming based on personal ambitions rather than national interest. Allegedly, some diplomats use their power to advance their personal wealth, arrange foreign schooling for their children, and make the most of official travel perks—while doing little to advance Sri Lanka’s global standing.
And then there’s the Foreign Service Association, which, after staying remarkably silent during past political appointments, has suddenly found its voice under the new government. Why now? That’s a question only they can answer.
A Minister’s Dilemma
For Sri Lanka’s Foreign Minister, the challenge is clear—how to rein in a service that’s more concerned with cocktail parties and internal feuds than actual diplomacy? Maybe it’s time for a “no work, no perks” policy. If an ambassador can’t deliver trade deals, investment opportunities, or meaningful diplomatic ties, why should they enjoy all the benefits of an overseas posting?
Perhaps it’s time to remind our diplomats that their job isn’t just to enjoy state banquets and make sure their kids get the best international education. The real work? Strengthening Sri Lanka’s ties with the world.
But hey, if all else fails, maybe it’s time for a Foreign Service reality show—because with this much drama, it would surely be a hit
